You know how killer bees are really called Africanized Bees? Well, they are. And now I know that everything in Africa is just more agressive. The men, generally yes.
And the flies? Cheese and rice! Have you ever watched a "Save the Children" commercial and wondered why that Etheopian baby don't swat at that fly? Yeah, that fly that's crawling RIGHT ON HIS EYEBALL?? That's because the fly is an African one. Thus, that fly will go nowhere. But if it DOES go somewhere... that somewhere will be approximately 6 inches away (that's about 15 centimeters here), and he will come right on back to the task at hand.
I'm growing out my ponytail just so I can shake my head and hit my face with it.
About Me
- shannon wess
- This is shannon. Grew up in Arkansas. Ran away to California. Ran away again to Africa. This is her best attempt to communicate to friends and family what life's like here in Morocco. If you're not shannon's friend, or family... either you took the wrong turn at Albequerque, or you're that private dick with the dark shades that's been tailing her. In any case, enjoy. Disclaimer: Please do not judge shannon's intelligence by her typos and fondess for fragments. Do not taunt shannon. Do not store shannon in extreme temperatures. She is dangerous. She drives on parkways and parks on driveways. She speaks in third person. She lives on the edge and uses the metric system. She is terrible at hitting "reply" and staying in touch. Rumor has it that she does feel remorse that you have to come here to keep up with her.
1 comment:
bees. and flies. two of my least favorite things! oh and mosquitoes. hate those things too. but i do like you and so i wish you would come back to visit.
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